When You Try to Be Healthy
Me after eating a salad once: Where are my abs?
Me after eating a salad once: Where are my abs?
Me: What’s the point of life anymore?
I’ll do it tomorrow, 100%.
Expectation: Productive workday in pajamas. Reality: 10 hours of YouTube.
When you’re trying to act calm but you just stubbed your toe.
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