Joke of the Day: “Why don’t we tell secrets at the office anymore? Because we have too many leaked memos!”
Monday Motivation: “Mondays are to work what slow internet is to streaming—necessary but painfully slow.”
Office Quote: “You don’t have to be crazy to work here—we’ll train you.”
Typical Tuesday:
- Scenario: Just when you thought your presentation was going flawlessly, PowerPoint decides to freeze. Time to wing it!
- Caption: “And here you see, the truest test of our preparedness—improv!”
Water Cooler Wisdom: “Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.”
Wednesday Woe:
- Scenario: Discovering that your scheduled meeting could indeed have been an email.
- Caption: “Meeting: The art of talking for hours and saying nothing.”
Throwback Thursday: “Remember when ‘you’ve got mail’ was exciting? Now it’s just a reminder of all the reports we haven’t read.”
Friday Funnies:
- Scenario: Dress-down Fridays? More like, ‘guess who’s wearing their weekend personality today?’
- Caption: “Friday mode: on. Professionalism: questionable.”
Weekend Eve Celebration: “How to prepare for the weekend? Delete all alarms and hide your work phone!”
