😄 Joke of the Day: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! 🍝😂

😂 Fun Fact: Did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible! 🍯😮

🤣 Random Chuckle: I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you…” 😳😂

😜 Pun of the Day: I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something. 🤔😆